Top 10 ways to be sad

What a strange article!’ you are probably wondering. I agree. But I have this to say in my explanation. I am not exactly a depression-lover or a sadist but one who believes that sadness can sometimes be the best cure for a problem. After all, our ancient fellas did not simply say ‘Things always exist in pairs’. There can be no white without the black, there can be no night without the sun and there can be no happiness without its contrasting counterpart- sadness.

There could be times when you are feeling low and do not know how to reclaim your senses. Some people would say the best way is to drown yourself in your sadness to such an extent where-from the only way is up. If you have stumbled across this page seeking ways to submerge yourself in melancholy, you can consider yourself lucky. If you are reading this article out of the bite of a curious bug, beware.

Goth: May Goth be your respite! Darkness rules.

Sketch: Do you really care about what your art teacher in school will make of your lines?

Requiem for a dream: Watch it again, if you’ve already seen it.

Alcohol: Need I have said it?

Trance: Complements the alcohol.

Water: A hot hot shower for 20 minutes.

Pillow: Shout into it as loudly as you can. The tears are not too far away.

Curse: The people who have done wrong to you. The world is full of them. Can you make a list?

Laugh: At the injustice of this world. Do you remember you as a child? Are you still the same? Do you like the adult you?

Read: this article. Hate it too.

-Lin

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